Welcome back to the campus life
Welcome back to the crazy nights
Welcome back to the solo cups
And the yolo sluts who dont give two fucks
Welcome back to the campus safety
The call me maybe's and the crazy ladies
Crazy horny with the lazy mornings
And the cops that drop by without warning
Got a hazy state of mind from the marijuana
I attack those snacks like a chupacabra
Make the chicas open up like ali-baba
But be sure to wrap it up like an enchilada
You know I gotta get like the Rastas
I got the medical like we at the doctors
Adopt this lifestyle live like rockstars
Tryin our best just to stay out of the cop cars

One more cuz my glass is empty
One more now don't you tempt me
One more now that makes plenty
One more that's two too many

Fuck a shot girl let me get take a double
Put it on the rocks now that'll make the stubble
On ya neck stand up turn ya to a man
Only champ is the champ on the keg stand
Theres a party full of boys just tryna be a man
And a group of pretty girls just lookin for a dance
And yea you know I got the moves like Jagger
Style so sharp it'll cut like a dagger
Like a dager, please tell the ratchet
Bitches need to cut they shit wit a hatchet
Pass it we just some hippies gettin lit
But don't talk shit or I'll split ya lip
Yea I dip when the cops come, beat it like a bass drum
Call me captain jack now why is the rum gone
Why is it every time that I'm wasted
Someone says lets do shots and I take it

So whats up here let me fill your cup dear
Lets have a cheers and celebrate like its new years
Livin delectable happiness detectable
Shits so special man just like a collectable
Special edition im livin with one condition
To live my life to the fullest and i do it like a mission
Bitches dissin cuz I get around
Livin in the fast lane never slowin down got
Brown stained haters I shit on the competition
Witty with the word play sick compositions
Faded makin hits cuz it aids in my creativeness
Faded all the time jus cuz I'm an Irish native bitch
Beer pong, keg crawl, Edward 40 hands
Time of your life man this is the equivalent
Good friends good liquor comes together
Never forget the nights u can't remember